Tuesday 7 August 2007

I am going to be wealthy!

Dear One (Being A Foreigner) , I am Mr.DAVID MIKE, A staff of one of the commercial bank in COTE D'IVOIRE. I am pleased to get across to you for a very urgent and profitable business proposal, though I don't know you neither have I seen you before but my confidence was reposed on you. A contract file worth ( US$10.350.000) Dollars with the name has been noticed lying waste in our contract and account department. As one of our international remittance director, I am obliged to notify you, Now (being a foreigner) I want this money to be paid into your account for us to share 50/50 all i need from you is your honesty and you will promise me that you will not run away with this money.Again i want to let you know that this fortune was only disclosed to you so i demand you keep it as a secret for the sucessful conclusion of it. Upon the receipt of this mail please send me your full names, telephone/fax number, and email address. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated. I require you to treat this letter with the utmost urgency. Best Regards

Mr DAVID MIKE.

And this is my reply,
Dear Mr David Mike,
I am so excited about getting all this money. I've just ordered 2 tonnes of the best beef bones from the organic butcher. I am also looking into buying a Welsh sheep farm, so I can chase sheep all day long and keep myself amused. I asked my Mummy to order me a posh new bed, diamond collar and a diamond studded leash from Cartier's, so I am going to be the coolest pooch on the block. Thank you again for sending me this Pee-mail.
Here are my details:-
Pumpkin Greens
Telephone: +44 (0) 0207 555 6666
Email:pumpkin@bcnh.co.uk
And he replied......

Dear Pumpkin

I hope this mail meets you well. I want to thank you for your prompt reply to my email. It is true that we do not know each other, I found myself in this opportunity and with my position I had no option than to give out this blind trust and I appreciate confiding in you for this business that will profit us both. As you said that you have being reiceving this types of email.please i am joking with you or liein.

I want you to know that I did not just wake up and decided to do this deal, I did my proper home work before contacting you. I work with this bank here in Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire, I am presently the director of Audit & Records of my bank. I have worked with this bank for more than 10yrs now and I want to assure you that if I am not sure that this transfer will work, I would not have thought of doing it.
I want to tell you now that this transfer will be done under the legitimate BTO of my country, what I want from you is your TRUST & HONESTY. You will have to play a very big role for us to actualise this transaction that is why I am offering you a 50:50 sharing ratio. All I want is for you to promise to be steadfast all through. After the transfer, you will help me open an account in your country where you will lodge my own part of the money pending my arrival. The money is held in a coded suspence account and I have all the access informtion which I will give to you thereafter. When the money will be transferred, it will be labelled as inheritance son there will not be any problem with your government authorities, all we needed now is LAWYER who can help us and get the Neccessary Documents that will enable our bank to transfer the fund nothing more.
this transaction with uttermost secrecy.
Thank you very much as for your urgent respond.Try send your information to me so that i can send you the application that you will send to the Bank as the next of kin .With all the documents i have the money will be transfer to your acconut.but do not make away with my onw shar.
YOU CAN CALL ME FOR MORE INFORMATION +225,09030476

I WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE

DAVID MIKE